Bone Builder Gifts

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'Milk is all right, but if you really want calcium...'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

Muscles

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Powerful Love.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

God's Subcontractors

Networking

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Werewolves of London..."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Lego Haircut

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'