Bone Broker Gifts

"He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures."

A fight in the Boardroom.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Why markets crash.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

'As your new CEO, I want to tell you... we need to talk.'

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"You know, sometimes I don't think of us so much as dealers in stocks and bonds as dealers in dreams."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.