Bone Broker Gifts

"He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures."

A fight in the Boardroom.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

'As your new CEO, I want to tell you... we need to talk.'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"You know, sometimes I don't think of us so much as dealers in stocks and bonds as dealers in dreams."

"He downgraded Apple."