Bone Tossers Gifts

'Bone appetit!'

Trout Game

Geeks and their dogs.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

At the school of ventriloquism.

Make a Wish

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Before Pillows.

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

The man who could throw his voice.

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

Throwing Away Music

"You realize they won't know the difference."

Leek club darts match.