Bone Tossers Gifts

'Bone appetit!'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Trout Game

Geeks and their dogs.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Make a Wish

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

At the school of ventriloquism.

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

Museum. Digging dinosaur bones is hard work, but it can also be thrilling! Last year it was electrifying when we found an intact t-rex mandible with a complete set of deadly serrated teeth! We carefully unearthed it, but it slipped from our hands when we picked it up! No harm done. It was not damaged. That was totally anticlimactic. It was educational. Next time I'll know to not get excited when a paleontologist says he has a jaw-dropping story.

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.

Ventriloquist and dummies.

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Mathematician Food Fights.

Before Pillows.

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

The man who could throw his voice.

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

Throwing Away Music

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

Clown interviews.

"You realize they won't know the difference."