Ball Tosser Gifts

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"A little help, please."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Trout Game

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Wilfried Zaha

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Pizza Throwing

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Bone appetit!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Fetching the Ball

'He's my personal trainer.'

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

Before Pillows.

'And...?'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"I see good things in your future."

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

Leek club darts match.