Tennis Ball Thrower Gifts

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Cat and mouse.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Tennis ball girl.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Once more, with fury."

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Multisports

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Suzanne Lenglen

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Sporting maladies.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Tennis corruption

Two flies and a spider umpiring playing tennis on a cow.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

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