Ball Thrower Gifts

"I see good things in your future."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'I don't know what is it, Doc. My dog is always chasing me!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Knife-thrower.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Fetching the Ball

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Acupuncture darts.

'He's my personal trainer.'

Before Pillows.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

'And...?'

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'