Ball Thrower Gifts

"I see good things in your future."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'I don't know what is it, Doc. My dog is always chasing me!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Canine conundrum.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Knife-thrower.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

"Apparently, captain, he thinks we're a frisbee!"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Fetching the Ball

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Acupuncture darts.

'He's my personal trainer.'

'And...?'

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."