Ball Tossing Enthusiast Gifts

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

A boy with a football

A Masked Ball

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Football fan

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

Men cut down a tree to retrieve a football.

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Javelin

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

Fetching the Ball

"I really just need the one."

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'