Ball Tossing Enthusiast Pillows

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Canine conundrum.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

A boy with a football

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

A Masked Ball

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Football fan

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Jimmy Anderson

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

Men cut down a tree to retrieve a football.

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

Javelin

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Fetching the Ball

"I really just need the one."

'At least you won't lose so many balls.'

"Sorry Timmy, you didn't make the team: Yes, you're the fastest in the school, but you have practically no ball skills..."