Ball Tosser Pillows

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"A little help, please."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Canine conundrum.

Trout Game

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

Wilfried Zaha

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Pizza Throwing

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Bone appetit!'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Fetching the Ball

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

'He's my personal trainer.'

Before Pillows.

'And...?'

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"I see good things in your future."

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

'Have you met my personal trainer?'