Tennis Ball Thrower Pillows

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Tennis ball girl.

"Once more, with fury."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Multisports

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Tennis corruption

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Love All

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Sporting maladies.

Two flies and a spider umpiring playing tennis on a cow.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone