Knife Thrower Pillows

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Knife-thrower.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."

'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'

The Tragedy of the Blindfolded Knife Thrower

Dagger Throwing Act Goes Wrong

'You're never going to make it as a cop if you don't put your past as a knife-thrower behind you.'

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

Knife thrower's assistant covered in plasters.

Doomed Relationships - Balloon Artists and Knife Throwers

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"I would like to place an advert in your paper for a knife thrower's assistant."

Knife thrower makes a snowman the only way he knows how.

'Did you put these knives through the dishwasher?'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Man throwing stick for dog

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

At the school of ventriloquism.