Knife Throwing Enthusiast Pillows

'One hundred and eighty !'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Murderous Chef

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Battle.

Knife-thrower.

Looking Daggers

Chainsaw and Chair

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

"Did you enter the correct password?"

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Circus Billy Blades

Deforestation

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'