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'One hundred and eighty !'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"More?"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Murderous Chef

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Battle.

Knife-thrower.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Looking Daggers

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Chainsaw and Chair

And they laughed happily ever after...

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

"Did you enter the correct password?"

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Circus Billy Blades

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

Deforestation