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Dutchman picking the pocket of an Englishman whilst he is fighting with a Spaniard

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Pub Kendo.

Martial Arts

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Sawrd Fighting

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Scheduel.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"