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'I admire your courage, but why don't you quit while you're ahead!'

Cut Above

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Epic Battles

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

The Karate Kitten.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Pub Kendo.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Sawrd Fighting

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"