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Sword Fight

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Epic Battles

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

How Swordfish Are Born

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Pub Kendo.

Corporate pirate.

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Sawrd Fighting

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

The strong corna war

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Scheduel.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.