Sword-wielding Strategist T-Shirts

Corporate pirate.

The strong corna war

Lady of the bath...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Epic Battles

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Input From The Front Office

Decapitated coffee.

"But I use all of them!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Sawrd Fighting

King Richard I

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Scheduel.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Man with Sword in Penholder

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.