Sword-wielding Strategist Pillows

Corporate pirate.

The strong corna war

Lady of the bath...

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Epic Battles

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Input From The Front Office

Decapitated coffee.

"But I use all of them!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Sawrd Fighting

King Richard I

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Man with Sword in Penholder

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

Scheduel.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Battle.