"Hey, check it out. Number 11. Now let's make an X. Then a T. Isn't this fun?"
Swordfighter Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for a swordfighter? Whether they're a fan of medieval battles, fencing, or role-playing adventures, our collection features witty and inspiring designs. Find something that celebrates their bravery, skill, and passion for swordsmanship—ideal on mugs, shirts, pillows, and wall art to keep the spirit of the sword alive in every corner of their life.
Sword Fight
"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."
Warrior Woman
Epic Battles
"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."
Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.
'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'
How Swordfish Are Born
"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."
Decapitated coffee.
"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
Corporate pirate.
Pub Kendo.
'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'
"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."
'After A Knights Hard Day'
"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."
Sawrd Fighting
'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'
An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.
"But now it won't stay in mint condition."
I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.
Scheduel.
Swords for Making America Great Again
Child to another child - 'En garde!'
"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"
"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"
Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'
The strong corna war
One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.
Fencing Lessons
Swordfighter Gifts Collection
Swordfighter Mugs
Looking for more swordfighter mugs? Discover designs that combine humor, heroism, and a touch of medieval charm—perfect for everyday valor.
Swordfighter Pillows
Cozy up with swordfighter-themed pillows, designed to bring courage and a hint of medieval magic into any space.
Swordfighter Prints
Find inspiring swordfighter prints that capture the thrill of battle and honor—perfect decor for fans of the warrior’s way.
Swordfighter T-Shirts
Browse our collection of swordfighter t-shirts, featuring bold and witty designs that celebrate every warrior's spirit and love for the art of swordsmanship.