Philosophy Swordfighter Gifts

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Epic Battles

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Corporate pirate.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Sawrd Fighting

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

The strong corna war

Swords for Making America Great Again

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Scheduel.

Man with Sword in Penholder

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Battle.

'Ready...and.....Rattle!'