Philosophy Swordfighter Mugs

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Corporate pirate.

Sawrd Fighting

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The strong corna war

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Scheduel.

Man with Sword in Penholder

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"