Swordplay Strategist Mugs

Cutting the cake '05.

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Corporate pirate.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Man with Sword in Penholder

Scheduel.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

The strong corna war

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

Fencing Lessons

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Battle.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.