Swordplay Strategist Gifts

"They said you'd be challenging."

Cutting the cake '05.

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Corporate pirate.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Scheduel.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

The strong corna war

Swords for Making America Great Again

Man with Sword in Penholder

Fencing Lessons

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Battle.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

'Ready...and.....Rattle!'

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.