Swordplay Enthusiasts Gifts

'On-guard!': A FencerFoilist with a Gun instead of a Foil

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

'On guard!'

'The cheek, Karl. I told you, the cheek.'

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Epic Battles

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Scheduel.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.