Swordplay Aficionado Gifts

"John, do you know anything about fighting a duel this morning?"

'And that, Sir, is the main thrust of my argument.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Bob switched from foil to epee when he heard that epee had no rules

Decapitated coffee.

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

Fencing with Guns

The colonel soon regretted insulting the circus sword swallower.

Kingdom not responsible for injuries to its knights.

Actually, only one thing has changed in the sport of fencing since it's creation hundreds of years ago. 'On guard!'

'I believe you want some fencing done, at the bottom of your garden?'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Fencing Acupuncture.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Scheduel.

Swords for Making America Great Again

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Fencing Lessons