Swordplay Fan Gifts

"Touche!"

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

A guy needs his fence fixed and a Fencing person turns up for the job, sword and all - 'Are you here for the fencing job...?'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

NINJA GRAZER

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Statue attack.

"I hate playing with pros!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Epic Battles

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Scheduel.

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Battle.

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.