Swordplay Fans Gifts

Zorro Makes Signature On Snow

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Epic Battles

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

Pub Kendo.

Witch's spell check.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Scheduel.

Swords for Making America Great Again

'So you are a writer?'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Battle.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'Ready...and.....Rattle!'

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

'What on earth did Hannibal feed all those elephants?'-'Alp-o?'