Swordplay Fans Pillows

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Epic Battles

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Pub Kendo.

Witch's spell check.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Swords for Making America Great Again

'So you are a writer?'

Scheduel.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.