'Toupee!'
Swordplay Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of swordplay? Explore our range of fun and thoughtful items designed for fencing aficionados, medieval combat fans, or anyone who enjoys a good duel. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, find something that sparks their interest and keeps their sword arm sharp.
Lulav and Etrog Fencing
"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."
Warrior Woman
Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.
"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
Epic Battles
'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'
"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."
Decapitated coffee.
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."
"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"
Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.
"How the heck could you forget your sword?"
"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."
Pub Kendo.
'After A Knights Hard Day'
A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist
The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.
Sawrd Fighting
'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'
An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.
The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.
Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'
I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.
A Knight slides down the stair rail.
Swords for Making America Great Again
'They say he wears half-inch armor.'
"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"
Scheduel.
"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"
"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"
Child to another child - 'En garde!'
Swordplay Gifts Collection
Swordplay Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for swordplay lovers. Find witty, inspiring, or medieval-themed mugs that make every coffee break a duel of flavor.
Swordplay Pillows
Get cozy with pillows featuring swordplay themes. Their unique designs add a touch of medieval charm and humor to any living room or bedroom.
Swordplay Prints
Decorate your space with prints inspired by swordplay. Perfect for fencing fans and medieval combat enthusiasts, these artworks bring adventure and wit to your walls.
Swordplay T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for swordplay aficionados. From playful puns to serious designs, find the perfect shirt to wear during practice, tournaments, or casual days.