Sword Fighting Gifts

"Touche!"

"John, do you know anything about fighting a duel this morning?"

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Have you seen my sticks?"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Bob switched from foil to epee when he heard that epee had no rules

Fencing Lessons

Sawrd Fighting

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Hey. That's an illegal fencing move."

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Armour Being Screwed On.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

"They said you'd be challenging."

Fencing.

'Toupee !!'

Battle.

Actually, only one thing has changed in the sport of fencing since it's creation hundreds of years ago. 'On guard!'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Bobby Fighting a Pirate

Duel to the Death...

Pinewood Fencing Club: 'We de-liver'!

Sword Fight

'Methinks thou are a day late and a shilling short."

The confident duelist.

Warrior Woman

The colonel soon regretted insulting the circus sword swallower.

Epic Battles

Cut Above

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Dutchman picking the pocket of an Englishman whilst he is fighting with a Spaniard

"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"