Sword Fighting Buff Gifts

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Sawrd Fighting

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Man with Sword in Penholder

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Scheduel.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.