Sword Fighting Buff Prints

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Sawrd Fighting

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Swords for Making America Great Again

Man with Sword in Penholder

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Scheduel.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.