Sword Fanatic Gifts

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Pub Kendo.

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Scheduel.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Battle.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.