Knife Thrower Gifts

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Knife-thrower.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."

'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'

The Tragedy of the Blindfolded Knife Thrower

Dagger Throwing Act Goes Wrong

'You're never going to make it as a cop if you don't put your past as a knife-thrower behind you.'

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

Knife thrower's assistant covered in plasters.

Doomed Relationships - Balloon Artists and Knife Throwers

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"I would like to place an advert in your paper for a knife thrower's assistant."

Knife thrower makes a snowman the only way he knows how.

'Did you put these knives through the dishwasher?'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"More?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Man throwing stick for dog

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'