Knife Throwing Fan Gifts

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I love these old decorations!"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

En garde!

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"You and your daft inventions."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Meet Santa's entourage

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Bip."

EU

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Ring those Christmas bells!

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Football party

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

A Fork-lift.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"