High Jump Fan Gifts

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Trojan Hurdler.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Caliologist

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Canine Comedians

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Birds on the wing

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Jokes machine.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Football party

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'