Hop Fan Gifts

'No matter how many times it's happened before, being pregnant is such a wonderful thing...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Pond Dipping...

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Friday 5.30pm.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

What's the insect de jour?

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'Which one's yours?'

"Im..peach...ment!"

"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"How was the play!"