Hopper Fan Gifts

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Altar Ego

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

The hummingbird's hum.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Simpson, you promised you wouldn't tell anybody I turned down Bill Gates!"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Retro Kid.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'My car has been tipped over and rammed repeatedly. You don't know anything about this, do you Carl?

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Spring ballpark errors.

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

"I love your designer blinkers."

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

"I don't need a bag. I have a trunk."

Zoo. Rhino. Why should the rhino be nearsighted? Think about it … With good vision, would they be likely to reproduce?

Barnyard Motel. You'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call when I say you'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call.