Chopin Fan Gifts

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

Baby Piano

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Frederic Chopin.

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

'It's my prostate.'

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

A simple guide to political right philosophy

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

"Looks like the Nebr. GOP Governor's race is underway. . ."

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

In later years, the grim spectre continued to haunt Linus.

A cleaner in a cinema

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

Heat Wave Podium

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

Revolutionary Study

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Very little fan fair.

Tonight - First Solo Performance of Chopin's Piano Duet (pianist has 4 hands).

I thought "E" meant enough.

Lost Rasputin: He is a cat that really is gone.