Chopin Fan Gifts

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

Baby Piano

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Frederic Chopin.

'It's my prostate.'

Heat Wave Podium

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

A simple guide to political right philosophy

In later years, the grim spectre continued to haunt Linus.

A cleaner in a cinema

"Looks like the Nebr. GOP Governor's race is underway. . ."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

Revolutionary Study

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Tonight - First Solo Performance of Chopin's Piano Duet (pianist has 4 hands).

Very little fan fair.

Lost Rasputin: He is a cat that really is gone.

Chaplin Financial.