Chopin Admirer Gifts

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

Revolutionary Study

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Baby Piano

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

Cow's straw

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Love

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Gym Dog

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Pea

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'I love rock festivals!'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Magician Playing Golf.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."