Chaplin Fanatic Gifts

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Friday

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Jumping cheerleaders

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

Knight

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

'The stuff legends are made of'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Lemmings and Ralph

"Crayons again?"

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

When all else fails, Bell-a-Lugosi

When psychics fight.

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"They call this a universal charger?"

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.