Chaplin Fanatic Gifts

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Friday

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Jumping cheerleaders

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Laurel and Hardy

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

Richard Burton

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Crayons again?"

Lemmings and Ralph

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Humphrey Bogart.

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

When all else fails, Bell-a-Lugosi

Clint Eastwood

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"They call this a universal charger?"

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'

When psychics fight.