Fiery Fanatic Gifts

The Hellish Sermon

Prize vegetables.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

Candle Portraits.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.