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The Hellish Sermon

Prize vegetables.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

The tooth fairy.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Warrior Woman

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Candle Portraits.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."