Fiery Antics Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Stubborn Horse

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Separation

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"What's all this?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

Dog Training.

It's all gravy.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"He wants a second opinion."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Cat scratches dog's car.

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."