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'Fight fire with fire is really just a saying...'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Police Feline Unit

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Cariactures

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Selling lemon latt�

Do Not Resuscitate

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Cannonball!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'