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Skateboarding peacock.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Family with pets.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Bird Torture.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

USING QUILLS

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Ornithologist

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?