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"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

I start plucking, and I can't stop.

'I knew he was a big man amoung his people but I had no idea he earned that many feathers.'

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Bird Torture.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

USING QUILLS

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Ornithologist

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Canada Goose

Baskerville Tabby.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.