Chimp Fan Gifts

Children leaving zoo with chimp

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Farm Humor.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Dogs and Chickens

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

A Migrating Chicken

"Why have you come over here?"

Monkey casino study.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Battery Chicken.

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

"You'll have to excuse your father. He's a victim of a deepfake campaign."

'All those in favor...'

Sport Darwinism

"Well, it's the first time I've noticed him!"

Ideas that failed: Seeing Eye Chickens

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.