Chipmunk Fan Gifts

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

Saving for Winter.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

'Your brains are scrambled.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

'He thinks this is funny.'

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

Tuxedo company.

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."

'That's climate change for you!'

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

The penguin suit.

"Well, it's the first time I've noticed him!"

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."