Chimpanzee Fan Gifts

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"Well, it's the first time I've noticed him!"

'I told you they weren't just herbivores.'

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'I hear you're typing the complete wors of Shakespeare?'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'